Making Publisher users laugh might not be the primary purpose of this list
but if they do laugh, so much the better. :-)

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JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"Me" wrote in message
...
You may add me to your list--I love your philosophy!!! Laughing sure beats
crying! I was sitting here having a pity-party--right up until I read your
reply. Now I thimk I'll go catch a friend of mine's son's band (I've never
heard them). Piggybank robbery about to commence!!! Have a great day!

"JoAnn Paules [MVP]" wrote:

Since I already know that I'm not getting out of this life alive, I'm
making
as many people laugh with me on this journey.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"Me" wrote in message
...
Hi! I've never seen Publisher. I bet EVERYTHING is more fun than all of
this
accounting! I'd rather be in the music field. Don't ask me how I wound
up
in
numberville! I'm sure your letter will be terrific. You have a great
sense
of
humor! Take care.

"JoAnn Paules [MVP]" wrote:

'Round these parts, and 'parently 'round Ed's neck of the world, we's
spells
it idjit. And we got klass - first, lower, no...

As for the Excel test - congratulations. I've done the same thing and
that
amazes me because my Excel skills aren't terribly strong. But I have
learned
quite a lot over the last 6 months. My next venture will be to learn
how
to
deal with time and date related formulas.

Okay - now I have to get back to work on my newsletter. Publisher is
alot
more fun to use than Excel. :-)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"Me" wrote in message
...
OK! You people are having WAY too much fun! Idjit iz speled igit.
Git
et
rite! Ain't y'all got any spelin klass whar yu ar? I had another
interview
today and was tested in Excel. I actually PASSED! I don't believe
it!
They
offer free classes also! Online!!! Wish me luck. Take care.
a,f,t,b,c,d,g,r,--I'm lernin tha alfabit!

"JoAnn Paules [MVP]" wrote:

Oh Ed! I can guarantee that you aren't one of those idiots. :-)

Of course, you could still be certifiable but that's another story.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"Ed Bennett" wrote in message
...
JoAnn Paules [MVP] was very recently
heard
to
utter:
It's a rare person who learns absolutely nothing
from a computer class - except for the idiot who thinks he/she
knows
everything.

Guess that makes me a certifiable idjit then.

--
Ed Bennett - MVP Microsoft Publisher