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You nailed the test, Don...
The judges reveal your score... -- Mary Sauer MS MVP http://office.microsoft.com/ http://www.mvps.org/msauer/ news://msnews.microsoft.com "Don Schmidt" wrote in message ... O Boy! O Boy! A test!!! I'm good at tests!!! The answer to a) Publisher is used to create... guess! "Publications!" and a printer is needed to.... Publish those Publications. No printer, no Publication! For instance the great works of Donato the Magnificent (who presently is on a sabbatical) relies on Microsoft's Publisher 2000 and a HP DeskJet 970Cse. The answer to b) The publications we talked about in a), a Microsoft program! We need Microsoft's Publisher to share the great works of the great writers in order to make life worthwhile for all.... Microsoft Publisher with a printer results in giving us the knowledge to provide to all the answer to Rodney King's famous words, "Can't we just get-a-long?" Sine die. -- Don Vancouver, USA "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message news primary teacher wrote: My printer is out of black ink. It will not release or move the cartridge over so that I can remove the old and replace it with a new cartridge. I push the correct button and hold it, but it will not move the old cartridge over.Printer is a Epson Stylus Color 860. Thanks Well I'm sorry but what has this to do with: a) Publisher and b) Microsoft? For a teacher you sure aren't very intelligent! -- My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did he eventually lose his marbles? |
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You nailed the test, Don...
The judges reveal your score... -- Mary Sauer MS MVP http://office.microsoft.com/ http://www.mvps.org/msauer/ news://msnews.microsoft.com "Don Schmidt" wrote in message ... O Boy! O Boy! A test!!! I'm good at tests!!! The answer to a) Publisher is used to create... guess! "Publications!" and a printer is needed to.... Publish those Publications. No printer, no Publication! For instance the great works of Donato the Magnificent (who presently is on a sabbatical) relies on Microsoft's Publisher 2000 and a HP DeskJet 970Cse. The answer to b) The publications we talked about in a), a Microsoft program! We need Microsoft's Publisher to share the great works of the great writers in order to make life worthwhile for all.... Microsoft Publisher with a printer results in giving us the knowledge to provide to all the answer to Rodney King's famous words, "Can't we just get-a-long?" Sine die. -- Don Vancouver, USA "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message news primary teacher wrote: My printer is out of black ink. It will not release or move the cartridge over so that I can remove the old and replace it with a new cartridge. I push the correct button and hold it, but it will not move the old cartridge over.Printer is a Epson Stylus Color 860. Thanks Well I'm sorry but what has this to do with: a) Publisher and b) Microsoft? For a teacher you sure aren't very intelligent! -- My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did he eventually lose his marbles? |
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You nailed the test, Don...
The judges reveal your score... -- Mary Sauer MS MVP http://office.microsoft.com/ http://www.mvps.org/msauer/ news://msnews.microsoft.com "Don Schmidt" wrote in message ... O Boy! O Boy! A test!!! I'm good at tests!!! The answer to a) Publisher is used to create... guess! "Publications!" and a printer is needed to.... Publish those Publications. No printer, no Publication! For instance the great works of Donato the Magnificent (who presently is on a sabbatical) relies on Microsoft's Publisher 2000 and a HP DeskJet 970Cse. The answer to b) The publications we talked about in a), a Microsoft program! We need Microsoft's Publisher to share the great works of the great writers in order to make life worthwhile for all.... Microsoft Publisher with a printer results in giving us the knowledge to provide to all the answer to Rodney King's famous words, "Can't we just get-a-long?" Sine die. -- Don Vancouver, USA "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message news primary teacher wrote: My printer is out of black ink. It will not release or move the cartridge over so that I can remove the old and replace it with a new cartridge. I push the correct button and hold it, but it will not move the old cartridge over.Printer is a Epson Stylus Color 860. Thanks Well I'm sorry but what has this to do with: a) Publisher and b) Microsoft? For a teacher you sure aren't very intelligent! -- My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did he eventually lose his marbles? |
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You nailed the test, Don...
The judges reveal your score... -- Mary Sauer MS MVP http://office.microsoft.com/ http://www.mvps.org/msauer/ news://msnews.microsoft.com "Don Schmidt" wrote in message ... O Boy! O Boy! A test!!! I'm good at tests!!! The answer to a) Publisher is used to create... guess! "Publications!" and a printer is needed to.... Publish those Publications. No printer, no Publication! For instance the great works of Donato the Magnificent (who presently is on a sabbatical) relies on Microsoft's Publisher 2000 and a HP DeskJet 970Cse. The answer to b) The publications we talked about in a), a Microsoft program! We need Microsoft's Publisher to share the great works of the great writers in order to make life worthwhile for all.... Microsoft Publisher with a printer results in giving us the knowledge to provide to all the answer to Rodney King's famous words, "Can't we just get-a-long?" Sine die. -- Don Vancouver, USA "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message news primary teacher wrote: My printer is out of black ink. It will not release or move the cartridge over so that I can remove the old and replace it with a new cartridge. I push the correct button and hold it, but it will not move the old cartridge over.Printer is a Epson Stylus Color 860. Thanks Well I'm sorry but what has this to do with: a) Publisher and b) Microsoft? For a teacher you sure aren't very intelligent! -- My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did he eventually lose his marbles? |
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You nailed the test, Don...
The judges reveal your score... -- Mary Sauer MS MVP http://office.microsoft.com/ http://www.mvps.org/msauer/ news://msnews.microsoft.com "Don Schmidt" wrote in message ... O Boy! O Boy! A test!!! I'm good at tests!!! The answer to a) Publisher is used to create... guess! "Publications!" and a printer is needed to.... Publish those Publications. No printer, no Publication! For instance the great works of Donato the Magnificent (who presently is on a sabbatical) relies on Microsoft's Publisher 2000 and a HP DeskJet 970Cse. The answer to b) The publications we talked about in a), a Microsoft program! We need Microsoft's Publisher to share the great works of the great writers in order to make life worthwhile for all.... Microsoft Publisher with a printer results in giving us the knowledge to provide to all the answer to Rodney King's famous words, "Can't we just get-a-long?" Sine die. -- Don Vancouver, USA "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message news primary teacher wrote: My printer is out of black ink. It will not release or move the cartridge over so that I can remove the old and replace it with a new cartridge. I push the correct button and hold it, but it will not move the old cartridge over.Printer is a Epson Stylus Color 860. Thanks Well I'm sorry but what has this to do with: a) Publisher and b) Microsoft? For a teacher you sure aren't very intelligent! -- My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did he eventually lose his marbles? |
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You nailed the test, Don...
The judges reveal your score... -- Mary Sauer MS MVP http://office.microsoft.com/ http://www.mvps.org/msauer/ news://msnews.microsoft.com "Don Schmidt" wrote in message ... O Boy! O Boy! A test!!! I'm good at tests!!! The answer to a) Publisher is used to create... guess! "Publications!" and a printer is needed to.... Publish those Publications. No printer, no Publication! For instance the great works of Donato the Magnificent (who presently is on a sabbatical) relies on Microsoft's Publisher 2000 and a HP DeskJet 970Cse. The answer to b) The publications we talked about in a), a Microsoft program! We need Microsoft's Publisher to share the great works of the great writers in order to make life worthwhile for all.... Microsoft Publisher with a printer results in giving us the knowledge to provide to all the answer to Rodney King's famous words, "Can't we just get-a-long?" Sine die. -- Don Vancouver, USA "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message news primary teacher wrote: My printer is out of black ink. It will not release or move the cartridge over so that I can remove the old and replace it with a new cartridge. I push the correct button and hold it, but it will not move the old cartridge over.Printer is a Epson Stylus Color 860. Thanks Well I'm sorry but what has this to do with: a) Publisher and b) Microsoft? For a teacher you sure aren't very intelligent! -- My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did he eventually lose his marbles? |
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There's one in every bunch, isn't there?
-- JoAnn Paules MVP Microsoft [Publisher] "Don Schmidt" wrote in message ... O Boy! O Boy! A test!!! I'm good at tests!!! The answer to a) Publisher is used to create... guess! "Publications!" and a printer is needed to.... Publish those Publications. No printer, no Publication! For instance the great works of Donato the Magnificent (who presently is on a sabbatical) relies on Microsoft's Publisher 2000 and a HP DeskJet 970Cse. The answer to b) The publications we talked about in a), a Microsoft program! We need Microsoft's Publisher to share the great works of the great writers in order to make life worthwhile for all.... Microsoft Publisher with a printer results in giving us the knowledge to provide to all the answer to Rodney King's famous words, "Can't we just get-a-long?" Sine die. -- Don Vancouver, USA "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message news primary teacher wrote: My printer is out of black ink. It will not release or move the cartridge over so that I can remove the old and replace it with a new cartridge. I push the correct button and hold it, but it will not move the old cartridge over.Printer is a Epson Stylus Color 860. Thanks Well I'm sorry but what has this to do with: a) Publisher and b) Microsoft? For a teacher you sure aren't very intelligent! -- My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did he eventually lose his marbles? --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.742 / Virus Database: 495 - Release Date: 8/19/2004 |
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Yep, you're correct Jo, that's why I responded with humor to the put-down
that was given to the individual who was looking for a little help. Ciao, -- Don Vancouver, USA "JoAnn Paules" wrote in message ... There's one in every bunch, isn't there? -- JoAnn Paules MVP Microsoft [Publisher] "Don Schmidt" wrote in message ... O Boy! O Boy! A test!!! I'm good at tests!!! The answer to a) Publisher is used to create... guess! "Publications!" and a printer is needed to.... Publish those Publications. No printer, no Publication! For instance the great works of Donato the Magnificent (who presently is on a sabbatical) relies on Microsoft's Publisher 2000 and a HP DeskJet 970Cse. The answer to b) The publications we talked about in a), a Microsoft program! We need Microsoft's Publisher to share the great works of the great writers in order to make life worthwhile for all.... Microsoft Publisher with a printer results in giving us the knowledge to provide to all the answer to Rodney King's famous words, "Can't we just get-a-long?" Sine die. -- Don Vancouver, USA "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message news primary teacher wrote: My printer is out of black ink. It will not release or move the cartridge over so that I can remove the old and replace it with a new cartridge. I push the correct button and hold it, but it will not move the old cartridge over.Printer is a Epson Stylus Color 860. Thanks Well I'm sorry but what has this to do with: a) Publisher and b) Microsoft? For a teacher you sure aren't very intelligent! -- My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did he eventually lose his marbles? --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.742 / Virus Database: 495 - Release Date: 8/19/2004 |
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Sometimes we need a little humor in our lives.
(But you have to admit, this is an odd place to post that question. It's much easier to find a place within Epson's site to contact their tech support than it is to find the newsgroups thru MS. Oh well, hopefully by now she;s figured out how to change that darned cartridge.) BTW, one of my neighbors told me she heard that our local Office Max offers a ream of recycled paper in exchange for old ink cartridges. I have one sitting on my desk as I type but haven't gotten over to OMAX yet. Maybe tomorrow. If the rumor is true, I'll let y'all know. -- JoAnn Paules MVP Microsoft [Publisher] "Don Schmidt" wrote in message ... Yep, you're correct Jo, that's why I responded with humor to the put-down that was given to the individual who was looking for a little help. Ciao, -- Don Vancouver, USA "JoAnn Paules" wrote in message ... There's one in every bunch, isn't there? -- JoAnn Paules MVP Microsoft [Publisher] "Don Schmidt" wrote in message ... O Boy! O Boy! A test!!! I'm good at tests!!! The answer to a) Publisher is used to create... guess! "Publications!" and a printer is needed to.... Publish those Publications. No printer, no Publication! For instance the great works of Donato the Magnificent (who presently is on a sabbatical) relies on Microsoft's Publisher 2000 and a HP DeskJet 970Cse. The answer to b) The publications we talked about in a), a Microsoft program! We need Microsoft's Publisher to share the great works of the great writers in order to make life worthwhile for all.... Microsoft Publisher with a printer results in giving us the knowledge to provide to all the answer to Rodney King's famous words, "Can't we just get-a-long?" Sine die. -- Don Vancouver, USA "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message news primary teacher wrote: My printer is out of black ink. It will not release or move the cartridge over so that I can remove the old and replace it with a new cartridge. I push the correct button and hold it, but it will not move the old cartridge over.Printer is a Epson Stylus Color 860. Thanks Well I'm sorry but what has this to do with: a) Publisher and b) Microsoft? For a teacher you sure aren't very intelligent! -- My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did he eventually lose his marbles? --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.742 / Virus Database: 495 - Release Date: 8/19/2004 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.742 / Virus Database: 495 - Release Date: 8/19/2004 |
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A small child turns to Ed, and exclaims: "Look! Look! A post from JoAnn
Paules !"... I always hated changing the ink cartridge in Epsons. The damned carriages wouldn't always stop when they were supposed to. Half the time I'd get the carriage started and yank the power cord. Not good - but it sure did work. The things I hated about Epsons were that: a) The cartridges were so damn expensive unless you got remanufactured fakes. b) The things took so long to warm up c) The print quality was so awful d) The printing was so slow e) Once you took a print cartridge out, the printer refused to accept it when you put it back in, or if it did, it spilled ink all over the next few pages and reduced the quality even further f) The print cartridges lasted no time at all. The list could go on, but I'll leave it there. -- Ed Bennett - MVP Microsoft Publisher http://www.mvps.org/the_nerd/ Before reading this message, view the disclaimer: http://mvps.org/the_nerd/disclaim.htm |
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