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  #31  
Old January 6th, 2006, 01:44 AM posted to microsoft.public.publisher
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QED


"Margolotta" wrote in message
. net...
: On Thu, 5 Jan 2006 23:01:52 +0000, Erika wrote
: (in article ):
:
: Mike Hall (MS-MVP) wrote:
:
: I accept Erika's statement to a point, but if people want nice, they
should
: be in a Religious bookstore.. here we give advice, and try to educate a
: little.. there is nothing wrong with coercing computer users into
trying
: the
: Publisher 'Insert' function themselves, and oft times, it takes more
than a
: 'pretty please'..
:
:
: You don't have to be a religious zealot to be polite.
:
: You do to spout the cloud cuckoo land ******** you come out with. I've
never
: read such unadulterated fluffy garbage in my life.
:
: What's the weather like on Planet Erika? Do let me know when you feel like
: rejoining Planet Earth.
:
: I never thought it possible for one person to be that saccharine. If you
were
: a sweet you'd be banned.
:
: There's politeness and there's arse-wiping, suggest you learn the
difference.
:
:
: You're one of those happy-clappy born again idiots aren't you? I can't do
: with people like you. In a minute you'll be telling me that all I need to
do
: is let Jesus into my life and all my problems will miraculously vanish.
Xian
: ******** - I'm heartily sick of it. It's time you lot joined the real
world.
:
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Old January 6th, 2006, 01:47 AM posted to microsoft.public.publisher
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Mike Hall (MS-MVP) wrote:

Frank

Your message is badly edited.. I was responsible for the text up to and
including 'pretty please'.. I can't and will not take credit for the rest of
it..


Sorry about that Mike but it must be your news reader as it looks just
fine in mine (Mozilla, as you know).
Frank
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Old January 6th, 2006, 04:36 AM posted to microsoft.public.publisher
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Margolotta wrote:
On Thu, 5 Jan 2006 23:01:52 +0000, Erika wrote

You don't have to be a religious zealot to be polite.




You're one of those happy-clappy born again idiots aren't you? I can't do
with people like you. In a minute you'll be telling me that all I need to do
is let Jesus into my life and all my problems will miraculously vanish. Xian
******** - I'm heartily sick of it. It's time you lot joined the real world.



You are ridiculous and you can't even read. I said I am NOT a religious
freak. Our conversation is over.

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Hugs, Erika
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Old January 6th, 2006, 04:36 AM posted to microsoft.public.publisher
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Box134 wrote:
Oh dear? Don't you Wiccans believe in niceness? I guess all that dancing
around the fire naked at midnight gives you a bad attitude and chapped
buttocks.

I shall pray to the Lord Ganesh to smite you.

Erika, we love you!


thanks, sugar!!

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Hugs, Erika
  #35  
Old January 6th, 2006, 06:14 PM posted to microsoft.public.publisher
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This just in..... Sarah, aka Margolotta, has been kicked out of the house by
her father. Someone in her house messed with her Mac and she let them have
it between the eyes. So she said good bye to her Mac buddies and said she'd
be off the airwaves for a while. I'll believe it when I see it, or don't see
it, in this case. Probably the smartest thing her parents have done in a
long time.

Oh yes, she was admiring her cat's testicles a few days back.... need I say
more?


Margolotta wrote:
On Thu, 5 Jan 2006 23:01:52 +0000, Erika wrote
You're one of those happy-clappy born again idiots aren't you? I can't do
with people like you. In a minute you'll be telling me that all I need to
do is let Jesus into my life and all my problems will miraculously
vanish. Xian ******** - I'm heartily sick of it. It's time you lot joined
the real world.



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Old January 7th, 2006, 12:25 AM posted to microsoft.public.publisher
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Box134 wrote:
This just in..... Sarah, aka Margolotta, has been kicked out of the house by
her father. Someone in her house messed with her Mac and she let them have
it between the eyes. So she said good bye to her Mac buddies and said she'd
be off the airwaves for a while. I'll believe it when I see it, or don't see
it, in this case. Probably the smartest thing her parents have done in a
long time.

Oh yes, she was admiring her cat's testicles a few days back.... need I say
more?


Oh good, mabey she won't be in this group for a while. I'd been seeing
her post here often enough lately I was afraid the group would be
renamed to microsoft.public.publitisher.



Margolotta wrote:

On Thu, 5 Jan 2006 23:01:52 +0000, Erika wrote
You're one of those happy-clappy born again idiots aren't you? I can't do
with people like you. In a minute you'll be telling me that all I need to
do is let Jesus into my life and all my problems will miraculously
vanish. Xian ******** - I'm heartily sick of it. It's time you lot joined
the real world.




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Old January 7th, 2006, 12:48 AM posted to microsoft.public.publisher
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Oh yes, she was admiring her cat's testicles a few days back.... need I say

more?


Margolotta is that desparate for a man?!? E-gads!
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Old January 7th, 2006, 07:29 AM posted to microsoft.public.publisher
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You bet. Everything appears to have possibilities in cases of extreme
deprivation.

"gnaynit" wrote in message
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Oh yes, she was admiring her cat's testicles a few days back.... need I
say


more?


Margolotta is that desparate for a man?!? E-gads!



  #39  
Old January 7th, 2006, 07:36 AM posted to microsoft.public.publisher
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I hope she'll take a break, but don't count on it, she can be a drama queen.
One day she's blubbering that Ebay is suing her and they'll take her parents
house, and a few days later she's buying a Mac for her mother. (Daddy paying
of course.)

"couldn't be arsed to" wrote in message
...


Oh good, mabey she won't be in this group for a while. I'd been seeing
her post here often enough lately I was afraid the group would be renamed
to microsoft.public.publitisher.



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Old February 11th, 2006, 11:27 PM posted to microsoft.public.publisher
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You're too late. Porkolotta has contacted the Amarillo Police department and
the FBI because someone sent her two e-mails five minutes apart. Coo-Coo!

"I've been sent two emails from people I don't know (one I think was a
'tester' for the other). Okay, that's not strictly true, the second I'm 99%
certain who the sender is and, because of the identical IP, I'm 95% certain
they're the same person. The first sender had the name of her location in
her
address, and the IP resolves to the same city (Amarillo, as it goes, but if
I
have any Tony Christie/Peter Kay impressions there will be consequences...).
It was someone I exposed as a liar, fraud and troll in another group and she
didn't like that much. The thing is, I never could convince her that US law
didn't apply in the UK (she was claiming, for example, that she wrote a
piece
of software, which was an obvious lie as she couldn't even get the name
right!)

The fact that they were sent within 5 minutes of each other, the identical
IPs and the style makes me think they're the same person, but I'd like to be
certain that two individuals couldn't be assigned the same IP.

Cheers
Sarah"

"Granny 3.1" wrote in message
news
How about we just hit them with the new law made just for this problem.
No
illegal posts, no insults, no untruths and no liable posts. I pray MS
will
give us their IP and email and I'll sick my lawyer (brother in law) on her
happily and sleep well at night knowing I did it the legal way.

Granny 3.1


 




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