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Old May 26th, 2010, 01:47 AM posted to microsoft.public.access
a a r o n . k e m p f @ g m a i l . c o m
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ADPs are not deprecated

Jet is depecrated, kid

everyone in the whole world moved to SQL Server except some dumb****
eskimo from canada who is too stupid to learn the worlds most popular
database

-Aaron

On May 21, 2:05*pm, "Tony Toews [MVP]" wrote:
"Mark Andrews" wrote:
Many months to make this database so probably many many months to convert it
to a web-based application using SQL Server.


Probably only a few weeks to convert the app to using SQL Server via
linked tables. * Then a few more weeks once the app is running to
debottleneck the things that still take 10 or 30 seconds.

Don't go to ADPs as that is deprecated technology.

See my Random Thoughts on SQL Server Upsizing from Microsoft Access
Tips page athttp://www.granite.ab.ca/access/sqlserverupsizing.htm

There is a *tool from the SQL Server group.
SQL Server Migration Assistant for Access (SSMA Access)http://www.microsoft.com/Sqlserver/2...on-access.aspx

Tony
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Tony's Main MS Access pages -http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm
Tony's Microsoft Access Blog -http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/
For a convenient utility to keep your users FEs and other files
* updated seehttp://www.autofeupdater.com/
Granite Fleet Managerhttp://www.granitefleet.com/


  #2  
Old May 26th, 2010, 02:29 AM posted to microsoft.public.access
Tony Toews [MVP]
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"a a r o n . k e m p f @ g m a i l . c o m" wrote:

ADPs are not deprecated

Jet is depecrated, kid


The above is wrong/

everyone in the whole world moved to SQL Server except some dumb****
eskimo from canada who is too stupid to learn the worlds most popular
database


Actually i'm of Mennonite heritage or background.

Also please note the following about the word Eskimo - "In Canada and Greenland, the
term Eskimo has fallen out of favour, as it is considered pejorative by the natives
and has been replaced by the term Inuit. " http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo

Tony
--
Tony Toews, Microsoft Access MVP
Tony's Main MS Access pages - http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm
Tony's Microsoft Access Blog - http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/
For a convenient utility to keep your users FEs and other files
updated see http://www.autofeupdater.com/
Granite Fleet Manager http://www.granitefleet.com/
  #3  
Old May 27th, 2010, 01:22 AM posted to microsoft.public.access
Steve[_77_]
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AAron is referring to visio john marshall not you!!

Steve


"Tony Toews [MVP]" wrote in message
...
"a a r o n . k e m p f @ g m a i l . c o m" wrote:

ADPs are not deprecated

Jet is depecrated, kid


The above is wrong/

everyone in the whole world moved to SQL Server except some dumb****
eskimo from canada who is too stupid to learn the worlds most popular
database


Actually i'm of Mennonite heritage or background.

Also please note the following about the word Eskimo - "In Canada and
Greenland, the
term Eskimo has fallen out of favour, as it is considered pejorative by
the natives
and has been replaced by the term Inuit. "
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo

Tony
--
Tony Toews, Microsoft Access MVP
Tony's Main MS Access pages - http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm
Tony's Microsoft Access Blog - http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/
For a convenient utility to keep your users FEs and other files
updated see http://www.autofeupdater.com/
Granite Fleet Manager http://www.granitefleet.com/



  #4  
Old May 27th, 2010, 01:39 AM posted to microsoft.public.access
John... Visio MVP
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Wrong as usual stevo. I am a Brit, but then I would not expect a gas station
attendant like you to understand the difference.

John... Visio MVP

"Steve" wrote in message
...
AAron is referring to visio john marshall not you!!

Steve


"Tony Toews [MVP]" wrote in message
...
"a a r o n . k e m p f @ g m a i l . c o m"
wrote:

ADPs are not deprecated

Jet is depecrated, kid


The above is wrong/

everyone in the whole world moved to SQL Server except some dumb****
eskimo from canada who is too stupid to learn the worlds most popular
database


Actually i'm of Mennonite heritage or background.

Also please note the following about the word Eskimo - "In Canada and
Greenland, the
term Eskimo has fallen out of favour, as it is considered pejorative by
the natives
and has been replaced by the term Inuit. "
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo

Tony
--
Tony Toews, Microsoft Access MVP
Tony's Main MS Access pages - http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm
Tony's Microsoft Access Blog - http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/
For a convenient utility to keep your users FEs and other files
updated see http://www.autofeupdater.com/
Granite Fleet Manager http://www.granitefleet.com/





  #5  
Old May 27th, 2010, 03:49 PM posted to microsoft.public.access
Steve[_77_]
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From MVP files .........

John Marshall

Address
Ottawa ON
Canada

Your last post is yet another example of your stream of lies!!!




"John... Visio MVP" wrote in message
...
Wrong as usual stevo. I am a Brit, but then I would not expect a gas
station attendant like you to understand the difference.

John... Visio MVP

"Steve" wrote in message
...
AAron is referring to visio john marshall not you!!

Steve


"Tony Toews [MVP]" wrote in message
...
"a a r o n . k e m p f @ g m a i l . c o m"
wrote:

ADPs are not deprecated

Jet is depecrated, kid

The above is wrong/

everyone in the whole world moved to SQL Server except some dumb****
eskimo from canada who is too stupid to learn the worlds most popular
database

Actually i'm of Mennonite heritage or background.

Also please note the following about the word Eskimo - "In Canada and
Greenland, the
term Eskimo has fallen out of favour, as it is considered pejorative by
the natives
and has been replaced by the term Inuit. "
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo

Tony
--
Tony Toews, Microsoft Access MVP
Tony's Main MS Access pages - http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm
Tony's Microsoft Access Blog - http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/
For a convenient utility to keep your users FEs and other files
updated see http://www.autofeupdater.com/
Granite Fleet Manager http://www.granitefleet.com/







  #6  
Old May 27th, 2010, 04:59 PM posted to microsoft.public.access
John... Visio MVP
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Keep on grovelling stevie. There was nothing in my post that was factually
incorrect. ;-)

John...Visio MVP
"Steve" wrote in message
...
From MVP files .........

John Marshall

Address
Ottawa ON
Canada

Your last post is yet another example of your stream of lies!!!




"John... Visio MVP" wrote in message
...
Wrong as usual stevo. I am a Brit, but then I would not expect a gas
station attendant like you to understand the difference.

John... Visio MVP

"Steve" wrote in message
...
AAron is referring to visio john marshall not you!!

Steve


"Tony Toews [MVP]" wrote in message
...
"a a r o n . k e m p f @ g m a i l . c o m"
wrote:

ADPs are not deprecated

Jet is depecrated, kid

The above is wrong/

everyone in the whole world moved to SQL Server except some dumb****
eskimo from canada who is too stupid to learn the worlds most popular
database

Actually i'm of Mennonite heritage or background.

Also please note the following about the word Eskimo - "In Canada and
Greenland, the
term Eskimo has fallen out of favour, as it is considered pejorative
by the natives
and has been replaced by the term Inuit. "
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo

Tony
--
Tony Toews, Microsoft Access MVP
Tony's Main MS Access pages - http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm
Tony's Microsoft Access Blog - http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/
For a convenient utility to keep your users FEs and other files
updated see http://www.autofeupdater.com/
Granite Fleet Manager http://www.granitefleet.com/








  #7  
Old May 27th, 2010, 06:19 PM posted to microsoft.public.access
Steve[_77_]
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You're just what Aaron said you are!!!!

"John... Visio MVP" wrote in message
...
Keep on grovelling stevie. There was nothing in my post that was factually
incorrect. ;-)

John...Visio MVP
"Steve" wrote in message
...
From MVP files .........

John Marshall

Address
Ottawa ON
Canada

Your last post is yet another example of your stream of lies!!!




"John... Visio MVP" wrote in message
...
Wrong as usual stevo. I am a Brit, but then I would not expect a gas
station attendant like you to understand the difference.

John... Visio MVP

"Steve" wrote in message
...
AAron is referring to visio john marshall not you!!

Steve


"Tony Toews [MVP]" wrote in message
...
"a a r o n . k e m p f @ g m a i l . c o m"
wrote:

ADPs are not deprecated

Jet is depecrated, kid

The above is wrong/

everyone in the whole world moved to SQL Server except some dumb****
eskimo from canada who is too stupid to learn the worlds most popular
database

Actually i'm of Mennonite heritage or background.

Also please note the following about the word Eskimo - "In Canada and
Greenland, the
term Eskimo has fallen out of favour, as it is considered pejorative
by the natives
and has been replaced by the term Inuit. "
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo

Tony
--
Tony Toews, Microsoft Access MVP
Tony's Main MS Access pages - http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm
Tony's Microsoft Access Blog - http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/
For a convenient utility to keep your users FEs and other files
updated see http://www.autofeupdater.com/
Granite Fleet Manager http://www.granitefleet.com/










  #8  
Old May 27th, 2010, 08:07 PM posted to microsoft.public.access
John... Visio MVP
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Sorry stevie, I never get involved in a battle of wits with an unarmed
opponent.

John...
"Steve" wrote in message
...
You're just what Aaron said you are!!!!

"John... Visio MVP" wrote in message
...
Keep on grovelling stevie. There was nothing in my post that was
factually incorrect. ;-)

John...Visio MVP
"Steve" wrote in message
...
From MVP files .........

John Marshall

Address
Ottawa ON
Canada

Your last post is yet another example of your stream of lies!!!




"John... Visio MVP" wrote in message
...
Wrong as usual stevo. I am a Brit, but then I would not expect a gas
station attendant like you to understand the difference.

John... Visio MVP

"Steve" wrote in message
...
AAron is referring to visio john marshall not you!!

Steve


"Tony Toews [MVP]" wrote in message
...
"a a r o n . k e m p f @ g m a i l . c o m"
wrote:

ADPs are not deprecated

Jet is depecrated, kid

The above is wrong/

everyone in the whole world moved to SQL Server except some dumb****
eskimo from canada who is too stupid to learn the worlds most popular
database

Actually i'm of Mennonite heritage or background.

Also please note the following about the word Eskimo - "In Canada and
Greenland, the
term Eskimo has fallen out of favour, as it is considered pejorative
by the natives
and has been replaced by the term Inuit. "
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo

Tony
--
Tony Toews, Microsoft Access MVP
Tony's Main MS Access pages - http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm
Tony's Microsoft Access Blog - http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/
For a convenient utility to keep your users FEs and other files
updated see http://www.autofeupdater.com/
Granite Fleet Manager http://www.granitefleet.com/












  #9  
Old May 27th, 2010, 08:22 PM posted to microsoft.public.access
Steve[_77_]
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Good lord!! You're dumber than Aaron said you were. And you have no
scruples about lieing!!!


"John... Visio MVP" wrote in message
...
Sorry stevie, I never get involved in a battle of wits with an unarmed
opponent.

John...
"Steve" wrote in message
...
You're just what Aaron said you are!!!!

"John... Visio MVP" wrote in message
...
Keep on grovelling stevie. There was nothing in my post that was
factually incorrect. ;-)

John...Visio MVP
"Steve" wrote in message
...
From MVP files .........

John Marshall

Address
Ottawa ON
Canada

Your last post is yet another example of your stream of lies!!!




"John... Visio MVP" wrote in message
...
Wrong as usual stevo. I am a Brit, but then I would not expect a gas
station attendant like you to understand the difference.

John... Visio MVP

"Steve" wrote in message
...
AAron is referring to visio john marshall not you!!

Steve


"Tony Toews [MVP]" wrote in message
...
"a a r o n . k e m p f @ g m a i l . c o m"
wrote:

ADPs are not deprecated

Jet is depecrated, kid

The above is wrong/

everyone in the whole world moved to SQL Server except some dumb****
eskimo from canada who is too stupid to learn the worlds most
popular
database

Actually i'm of Mennonite heritage or background.

Also please note the following about the word Eskimo - "In Canada
and Greenland, the
term Eskimo has fallen out of favour, as it is considered pejorative
by the natives
and has been replaced by the term Inuit. "
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo

Tony
--
Tony Toews, Microsoft Access MVP
Tony's Main MS Access pages - http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm
Tony's Microsoft Access Blog - http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/
For a convenient utility to keep your users FEs and other files
updated see http://www.autofeupdater.com/
Granite Fleet Manager http://www.granitefleet.com/














  #10  
Old May 27th, 2010, 08:47 PM posted to microsoft.public.access
Douglas J. Steele[_3_]
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Steve: You're just digging yourself in deeper.

Please point out where John lied. He lives in Canada, but he was born in the
UK

--
Doug Steele, Microsoft Access MVP
http://www.AccessMVP.com/DJSteele
Co-author: Access 2010 Solutions, published by Wiley
(no e-mails, please!)

"Steve" wrote in message
...
Good lord!! You're dumber than Aaron said you were. And you have no
scruples about lieing!!!


"John... Visio MVP" wrote in message
...
Sorry stevie, I never get involved in a battle of wits with an unarmed
opponent.

John...
"Steve" wrote in message
...
You're just what Aaron said you are!!!!

"John... Visio MVP" wrote in message
...
Keep on grovelling stevie. There was nothing in my post that was
factually incorrect. ;-)

John...Visio MVP
"Steve" wrote in message
...
From MVP files .........

John Marshall

Address
Ottawa ON
Canada

Your last post is yet another example of your stream of lies!!!




"John... Visio MVP" wrote in message
...
Wrong as usual stevo. I am a Brit, but then I would not expect a gas
station attendant like you to understand the difference.

John... Visio MVP

"Steve" wrote in message
...
AAron is referring to visio john marshall not you!!

Steve


"Tony Toews [MVP]" wrote in message
...
"a a r o n . k e m p f @ g m a i l . c o m"
wrote:

ADPs are not deprecated

Jet is depecrated, kid

The above is wrong/

everyone in the whole world moved to SQL Server except some
dumb****
eskimo from canada who is too stupid to learn the worlds most
popular
database

Actually i'm of Mennonite heritage or background.

Also please note the following about the word Eskimo - "In Canada
and Greenland, the
term Eskimo has fallen out of favour, as it is considered
pejorative by the natives
and has been replaced by the term Inuit. "
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo

Tony
--
Tony Toews, Microsoft Access MVP
Tony's Main MS Access pages - http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm
Tony's Microsoft Access Blog - http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/
For a convenient utility to keep your users FEs and other files
updated see http://www.autofeupdater.com/
Granite Fleet Manager http://www.granitefleet.com/
















 




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