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Old March 16th, 2006, 01:08 AM posted to microsoft.public.access.gettingstarted
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An 18-year old cake is on its way. Or you could have an 18-year old computer.
Let us know when you hit 80.

Klatuu wrote:

I hope when I'm 80 someone sends me an 18 year old

"John Nurick" wrote:

On Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:59:34 -0700, John Vinson
wrote:

On Wed, 15 Mar 2006 16:32:02 +0000, John Nurick
wrote:

I use an 18th birthday card. If anyone asks, I say I mis-heard.

LOL!!!

I bet that gets you some hugs...

My late friend Hattie said that she was "80 going on 18" so that would
have been really appropriate!


I found one in France a while back with little sliding strips so you
could adjust it for any age up to 99. Sent that to my father for his
82nd (who ever saw an 82nd birthday card?) with instructions to make it
lastvbg.

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Old March 16th, 2006, 08:31 AM posted to microsoft.public.access.gettingstarted
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I may have posted in the wrong group, but have had some great lighthearted
repies. That can't be bad eh? Thanks to all who responded !

"Sheena" wrote:

I have tried to find a clip art suitable for an 80th Birthday but have had no
success. It seems that 30, 40 & 50th Birthdays are all that is covered. Can
anyone help ?

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Old March 16th, 2006, 01:51 PM posted to microsoft.public.access.gettingstarted
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Default 80th Birthday

Thanks, I already have the 18 yr old computer
only 17 yrs to wait for the cake.
"John Spencer" wrote:

An 18-year old cake is on its way. Or you could have an 18-year old computer.
Let us know when you hit 80.

Klatuu wrote:

I hope when I'm 80 someone sends me an 18 year old

"John Nurick" wrote:

On Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:59:34 -0700, John Vinson
wrote:

On Wed, 15 Mar 2006 16:32:02 +0000, John Nurick
wrote:

I use an 18th birthday card. If anyone asks, I say I mis-heard.

LOL!!!

I bet that gets you some hugs...

My late friend Hattie said that she was "80 going on 18" so that would
have been really appropriate!

I found one in France a while back with little sliding strips so you
could adjust it for any age up to 99. Sent that to my father for his
82nd (who ever saw an 82nd birthday card?) with instructions to make it
lastvbg.

--
John Nurick [Microsoft Access MVP]

Please respond in the newgroup and not by email.



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Old March 16th, 2006, 03:48 PM posted to microsoft.public.access.gettingstarted
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"Hi! I'm you're 18-year-old pres . . ."

"What?!?! Speak up!! Can't hear you!!"

"HI! I'M YOU'RE 18-YEAR-OLD . . ."

"What!?!? Damn kids, don't know how to talk. And get out of my way, I'm
watching a very interesting laxative commercial"

"Hey dude, I'm here to give you a special birthday treat!"

"Of course I'd like something to eat. I'm starving. You're still in the
way of the television"

*18-year-old gently pats 80-year-old on head, and softly walks away*

"Klatuu" wrote:

I hope when I'm 80 someone sends me an 18 year old

"John Nurick" wrote:

On Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:59:34 -0700, John Vinson
wrote:

On Wed, 15 Mar 2006 16:32:02 +0000, John Nurick
wrote:

I use an 18th birthday card. If anyone asks, I say I mis-heard.

LOL!!!

I bet that gets you some hugs...

My late friend Hattie said that she was "80 going on 18" so that would
have been really appropriate!


I found one in France a while back with little sliding strips so you
could adjust it for any age up to 99. Sent that to my father for his
82nd (who ever saw an 82nd birthday card?) with instructions to make it
lastvbg.

--
John Nurick [Microsoft Access MVP]

Please respond in the newgroup and not by email.


 




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