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JoAnn Paules wrote:
Isn't a stone about 12½ pounds?

Nope. There are 14lbs in a stone and 16oz in a pound. Mind you, I wish there
were! )

You have my permission to use my conversion factor then. In fact, all women
may use my numbers. ;-)

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JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message
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JoAnn Paules wrote:
Isn't a stone about 12½ pounds?

Nope. There are 14lbs in a stone and 16oz in a pound. Mind you, I wish
there
were! )





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We got to a reasonably large dam one day with the caravan/travel trailer we
were going to spend a couple of days fishing. The dam was full to the top
of the wall and said to the Death Adder 'oh it must be high tide'. I never
said a thing, and about thirty minutes later she burst out laughing when she
realised what I had said and what she had answered.

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"If you don't know where you are going,
any road will take you there!"


"JoAnn Paules" wrote in message
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Same here although I did have fun with my (very gullible) dad a few years
back. I went to Niagara Fall, Canada with my parents about 10 or 12 years
ago. Dad noticed the speed limit signs in metric and commented on how his
speedometer had metric measurements. I suggested he switch the clock over
to
metric mode. He looked back at me and with as much of a poker face as I
could muster, I told him that metric time has 10 seconds in a minute, 10
minutes in an hour, etc. It lasted about 10 seconds and then I lost it. He
wasn't sure whether I was serious or not. Gosh that was fun!!

--
JoAnn Paules

Awwwwwwwww, what a sweet term of endearment. "Death Adder". I'm jealous,
Keith just calls me JoAnn (at least to my face).

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JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"°°°MS°Publisher°°°" wrote in message
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We got to a reasonably large dam one day with the caravan/travel trailer
we
were going to spend a couple of days fishing. The dam was full to the
top
of the wall and said to the Death Adder 'oh it must be high tide'. I
never
said a thing, and about thirty minutes later she burst out laughing when
she
realised what I had said and what she had answered.

--

"If you don't know where you are going,
any road will take you there!"


"JoAnn Paules" wrote in message
...
Same here although I did have fun with my (very gullible) dad a few years
back. I went to Niagara Fall, Canada with my parents about 10 or 12 years
ago. Dad noticed the speed limit signs in metric and commented on how his
speedometer had metric measurements. I suggested he switch the clock over
to
metric mode. He looked back at me and with as much of a poker face as I
could muster, I told him that metric time has 10 seconds in a minute, 10
minutes in an hour, etc. It lasted about 10 seconds and then I lost it.
He
wasn't sure whether I was serious or not. Gosh that was fun!!

--
JoAnn Paules




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Wow, I didn't realize you were old enough to vote!
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Cari (MS-MVP Windows Client - Printing, Imaging & Hardware)
www.coribright.com

"°°°MS°Publisher°°°" wrote in message
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I am nowhere near 60 let alone mid-60's - geeezzz where do you get that
crapiola from.
I don't have an 'Nazi' in me at all, george w bush has it for the whole
world

David,

Be careful about attacking George. He is doing what he thinks is best
for our own best interests. If you don't behave, I'll let your favorite
Buddhist Monk know!

Mike

°°°MS°Publisher°°° wrote:
I am nowhere near 60 let alone mid-60's - geeezzz where do you get that
crapiola from.
I don't have an 'Nazi' in me at all, george w bush has it for the whole
world

Mike really where do these people come from.

OH George, now I get it - yes OK.

Mike you know I have no hate in my heart for anybody, and neither my
favourite Buddhist Monk.
I just get awfully tired of the constant bigoted behaviour and what can only
be termed hatred towards MS by my favourite Buddhist Monk. You know I could
not care if he was Callithumpian but no normal person can have that type of
hatred towards anybody like he has for MS. MS are not my favourite company,
however, I don't think they are evil and horrid like my favourite Buddhist
Monk thinks they are.

I think my favourite Buddhist Monk needs to get a job and become part of the
real world.
I presently have a job on my property with accommodation, and I should offer
to fly him out and he could work off the air fare and see what the real
world is like.

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"If you don't know where you are going,
any road will take you there!"