If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
#21
|
|||
|
|||
Printing Banners
JoAnn Paules wrote:
Isn't a stone about 12˝ pounds? Nope. There are 14lbs in a stone and 16oz in a pound. Mind you, I wish there were! ) |
#22
|
|||
|
|||
Printing Banners
You have my permission to use my conversion factor then. In fact, all women
may use my numbers. ;-) -- JoAnn Paules MVP Microsoft [Publisher] "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message ... JoAnn Paules wrote: Isn't a stone about 12˝ pounds? Nope. There are 14lbs in a stone and 16oz in a pound. Mind you, I wish there were! ) --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.712 / Virus Database: 468 - Release Date: 6/27/2004 |
#23
|
|||
|
|||
Printing Banners
We got to a reasonably large dam one day with the caravan/travel trailer we
were going to spend a couple of days fishing. The dam was full to the top of the wall and said to the Death Adder 'oh it must be high tide'. I never said a thing, and about thirty minutes later she burst out laughing when she realised what I had said and what she had answered. -- "If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there!" "JoAnn Paules" wrote in message ... Same here although I did have fun with my (very gullible) dad a few years back. I went to Niagara Fall, Canada with my parents about 10 or 12 years ago. Dad noticed the speed limit signs in metric and commented on how his speedometer had metric measurements. I suggested he switch the clock over to metric mode. He looked back at me and with as much of a poker face as I could muster, I told him that metric time has 10 seconds in a minute, 10 minutes in an hour, etc. It lasted about 10 seconds and then I lost it. He wasn't sure whether I was serious or not. Gosh that was fun!! -- JoAnn Paules |
#24
|
|||
|
|||
Printing Banners
Awwwwwwwww, what a sweet term of endearment. "Death Adder". I'm jealous,
Keith just calls me JoAnn (at least to my face). -- JoAnn Paules MVP Microsoft [Publisher] "°°°MS°Publisher°°°" wrote in message ... We got to a reasonably large dam one day with the caravan/travel trailer we were going to spend a couple of days fishing. The dam was full to the top of the wall and said to the Death Adder 'oh it must be high tide'. I never said a thing, and about thirty minutes later she burst out laughing when she realised what I had said and what she had answered. -- "If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there!" "JoAnn Paules" wrote in message ... Same here although I did have fun with my (very gullible) dad a few years back. I went to Niagara Fall, Canada with my parents about 10 or 12 years ago. Dad noticed the speed limit signs in metric and commented on how his speedometer had metric measurements. I suggested he switch the clock over to metric mode. He looked back at me and with as much of a poker face as I could muster, I told him that metric time has 10 seconds in a minute, 10 minutes in an hour, etc. It lasted about 10 seconds and then I lost it. He wasn't sure whether I was serious or not. Gosh that was fun!! -- JoAnn Paules --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.713 / Virus Database: 469 - Release Date: 6/30/2004 |
#25
|
|||
|
|||
Printing Banners
Wow, I didn't realize you were old enough to vote!
-- Cari (MS-MVP Windows Client - Printing, Imaging & Hardware) www.coribright.com "°°°MS°Publisher°°°" wrote in message ... I am nowhere near 60 let alone mid-60's - geeezzz where do you get that crapiola from. I don't have an 'Nazi' in me at all, george w bush has it for the whole world |
#26
|
|||
|
|||
Printing Banners
David,
Be careful about attacking George. He is doing what he thinks is best for our own best interests. If you don't behave, I'll let your favorite Buddhist Monk know! Mike °°°MS°Publisher°°° wrote: I am nowhere near 60 let alone mid-60's - geeezzz where do you get that crapiola from. I don't have an 'Nazi' in me at all, george w bush has it for the whole world |
#27
|
|||
|
|||
Printing Banners
Mike really where do these people come from.
OH George, now I get it - yes OK. Mike you know I have no hate in my heart for anybody, and neither my favourite Buddhist Monk. I just get awfully tired of the constant bigoted behaviour and what can only be termed hatred towards MS by my favourite Buddhist Monk. You know I could not care if he was Callithumpian but no normal person can have that type of hatred towards anybody like he has for MS. MS are not my favourite company, however, I don't think they are evil and horrid like my favourite Buddhist Monk thinks they are. I think my favourite Buddhist Monk needs to get a job and become part of the real world. I presently have a job on my property with accommodation, and I should offer to fly him out and he could work off the air fare and see what the real world is like. -- "If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there!" |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Printing Problem with Office 2003 | Joshua Astete | Publisher | 13 | July 1st, 2004 03:42 PM |
URGENT Need custom printing help! | Phydeux | General Discussions | 2 | June 18th, 2004 04:13 AM |
URGENT Need custom printing help! | Phydeux | Setup, Installing & Configuration | 1 | June 18th, 2004 03:58 AM |
Word printing blank document | RAW | General Discussion | 1 | May 18th, 2004 07:51 PM |
Printing of address labels | johnfairweather | Mailmerge | 2 | May 12th, 2004 11:59 PM |