error message, general protection fault

Wow, Brian... Thanks for this.

--
Mary Sauer MSFT MVP
http://office.microsoft.com/
http://msauer.mvps.org/
news://msnews.microsoft.com
"Brian Kvalheim [MSFT MVP]" wrote in message
...
Sarah, you truly are demented. Seek assistance straight away.

Mary is indeed a Publisher MVP. She also participates in our Publisher MVP online
conference calls with the Publisher developers in Redmond. In addition, Mary
participated in getting some of the new features added to the upcoming Publisher 12
release. She also puts efforts into our www.publishermvps.com website, as well as
helps with funding the site.

Finally, Mary has help hundreds if not thousands of people here in the newsgroups.
All you have done is troll, cause trouble, insult, use acronyms for profanities,
ridicule and hurt other people.

Get a life, get out of here, and give it a break. Man, you are really ****ing me
off.
--
Brian Kvalheim
Microsoft Publisher MVP
http://www.publishermvps.com

This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and
confers no rights.
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On Thu, 3 Nov 2005 14:04:48 +0000, Mary Sauer wrote
(in article ):

What does this have to do with Publisher?



You know, Mary, that's what I think about most of your posts. You're not even
a Publisher MVP - what's your 'field'? Oh yes - clipart! Looks like MS felt
sorry for you for some bizarre reason and felt they had to create a category
just for you. I mean clipart, for Hades sake, what the hell kind of a topic
is that? Publisher 2003 doesn't even *have* any clipart - it's all online and
if it's not accessible then it's a server issue. It's a non-award really....

I don't post here that often, as there are wonderful people such as Mary,
that unlike you, are consistently and quickly helpful to both newbies and
experienced users of Publisher and newsgroups. Mary constantly amazes me
with her expertise and ability to find and provide answers and links to even
the most obscure information, templates, wordart, etc., that is almost
always exactly what the OP has requested. Her kindness, empathy, patience
and dedication to helping here is unparalleled, though there are others that
also deserve praise. I can see why you attack her, as she is the antithesis
of you.

I would kill file you, but someone has to help protect the innocent from
your alienating, demeaning bile. What I don't understand is how you can
continue to spread this negativity throughout many newsgroups while you
assert to subscribe to pagan beliefs. Once again, this is in direct contrast
to pagan principles, and if you are getting back threefold what you project,
you must live a miserable existence. I pity you and hope you find some peace
and happiness somehow, somewhere....just not here.

DavidF

wrote in message
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On Fri, 4 Nov 2005 00:19:03 +0000, DavidF wrote
(in article ):

sarah, go away...spread your bile somewhere else.

If you don't like me, killfile me. Mind you this is rich coming from a
troll
(which is what you are - I've never seen you post on topic here at all...)

Okay, so I know that I am running a dinosaur, and unfortunately, I am not in
a position to get a new one at this point. So, if all the bickering and name
calling is over.......does anyone have a solution for me? I don't even know
what to look for as far as what my video driver is called. I would love to
have someone help me by phone if possible. But I don't want to open a can of
worms by posting my phone number or asking someone to post theirs. How do I
go about this? And I do thank you all for your helpfulness (most of you....)

"Mary Sauer" wrote:

Microsoft has supplied the link to the VooDoo drivers in the support document I gave
to the poster. It is a commercial web site, but it sure does have a lot of VooDoo
drivers.
http://support.microsoft.com/default...b;en-us;300912
--
Mary Sauer MSFT MVP
http://office.microsoft.com/
http://msauer.mvps.org/
news://msnews.microsoft.com
"JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]" wrote in message
...
I have a Voodoo3 card and I can tell you that the drivers are available but as Sarah
pointed out Voodoo went bye-bye ages ago. (System is 5½ yrs old, runs XP Pro w/
Office 2003 Pro just fine, thank you.)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



wrote in message
. net...
On Thu, 3 Nov 2005 00:22:03 +0000, smalltownsuccess wrote
(in article ):

It's me again....I went to the voodoo website, but I wasn't sure which driver

I need. And the version of publisher I am using is in office 2000. All the
programs listed on the support.microsoft site were 2002 or higher. Now what?

I'm sorry to be such a computer dummy!

No one is going to help you by phone. Like I said, contact me offline and
I'll try to help you via e-mail.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"smalltownsuccess" wrote in
message ...
Okay, so I know that I am running a dinosaur, and unfortunately, I am not
in
a position to get a new one at this point. So, if all the bickering and
name
calling is over.......does anyone have a solution for me? I don't even
know
what to look for as far as what my video driver is called. I would love
to
have someone help me by phone if possible. But I don't want to open a can
of
worms by posting my phone number or asking someone to post theirs. How do
I
go about this? And I do thank you all for your helpfulness (most of
you....)

"Mary Sauer" wrote:

Microsoft has supplied the link to the VooDoo drivers in the support
document I gave
to the poster. It is a commercial web site, but it sure does have a lot
of VooDoo
drivers.
http://support.microsoft.com/default...b;en-us;300912
--
Mary Sauer MSFT MVP
http://office.microsoft.com/
http://msauer.mvps.org/
news://msnews.microsoft.com
"JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]" wrote in message
...
I have a Voodoo3 card and I can tell you that the drivers are available
but as Sarah
pointed out Voodoo went bye-bye ages ago. (System is 5½ yrs old, runs XP
Pro w/
Office 2003 Pro just fine, thank you.)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



wrote in message
. net...
On Thu, 3 Nov 2005 00:22:03 +0000, smalltownsuccess wrote
(in article ):

It's me again....I went to the voodoo website, but I wasn't sure
which driver

I need. And the version of publisher I am using is in office 2000.
All the
programs listed on the support.microsoft site were 2002 or higher.
Now what?

I'm sorry to be such a computer dummy!

Go here,
http://msauer.mvps.org/more_graphics.htm
This will show you how to find out your graphics card information.

--
Mary Sauer MSFT MVP
http://office.microsoft.com/
http://msauer.mvps.org/
news://msnews.microsoft.com
"smalltownsuccess" wrote in message
...
Okay, so I know that I am running a dinosaur, and unfortunately, I am not in
a position to get a new one at this point. So, if all the bickering and name
calling is over.......does anyone have a solution for me? I don't even know
what to look for as far as what my video driver is called. I would love to
have someone help me by phone if possible. But I don't want to open a can of
worms by posting my phone number or asking someone to post theirs. How do I
go about this? And I do thank you all for your helpfulness (most of you....)

"Mary Sauer" wrote:

Microsoft has supplied the link to the VooDoo drivers in the support document I
gave
to the poster. It is a commercial web site, but it sure does have a lot of VooDoo
drivers.
http://support.microsoft.com/default...b;en-us;300912
--
Mary Sauer MSFT MVP
http://office.microsoft.com/
http://msauer.mvps.org/
news://msnews.microsoft.com
"JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]" wrote in message
...
I have a Voodoo3 card and I can tell you that the drivers are available but as
Sarah
pointed out Voodoo went bye-bye ages ago. (System is 5½ yrs old, runs XP Pro w/
Office 2003 Pro just fine, thank you.)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



wrote in message
. net...
On Thu, 3 Nov 2005 00:22:03 +0000, smalltownsuccess wrote
(in article ):

It's me again....I went to the voodoo website, but I wasn't sure which driver

I need. And the version of publisher I am using is in office 2000. All the
programs listed on the support.microsoft site were 2002 or higher. Now what?

I'm sorry to be such a computer dummy!

Thanks. I went there and followed the instructions to update the driver. It
ultimately told me that I have the best driver. I am pretty sure that the
problem is something in "office", and also my video card......and I will just
have to limp along until I can upgrade to a new computer. Hopefully in the
near future. I do appreciate all your help. I have learned a great deal,
and I don't feel like as much of a dummy as I was before.
Gratefully,
Dena S

"Mary Sauer" wrote:

Go here,
http://msauer.mvps.org/more_graphics.htm
This will show you how to find out your graphics card information.

--
Mary Sauer MSFT MVP
http://office.microsoft.com/
http://msauer.mvps.org/
news://msnews.microsoft.com
"smalltownsuccess" wrote in message
...
Okay, so I know that I am running a dinosaur, and unfortunately, I am not in
a position to get a new one at this point. So, if all the bickering and name
calling is over.......does anyone have a solution for me? I don't even know
what to look for as far as what my video driver is called. I would love to
have someone help me by phone if possible. But I don't want to open a can of
worms by posting my phone number or asking someone to post theirs. How do I
go about this? And I do thank you all for your helpfulness (most of you....)

"Mary Sauer" wrote:

Microsoft has supplied the link to the VooDoo drivers in the support document I
gave
to the poster. It is a commercial web site, but it sure does have a lot of VooDoo
drivers.
http://support.microsoft.com/default...b;en-us;300912
--
Mary Sauer MSFT MVP
http://office.microsoft.com/
http://msauer.mvps.org/
news://msnews.microsoft.com
"JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]" wrote in message
...
I have a Voodoo3 card and I can tell you that the drivers are available but as
Sarah
pointed out Voodoo went bye-bye ages ago. (System is 5½ yrs old, runs XP Pro w/
Office 2003 Pro just fine, thank you.)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



wrote in message
. net...
On Thu, 3 Nov 2005 00:22:03 +0000, smalltownsuccess wrote
(in article ):

It's me again....I went to the voodoo website, but I wasn't sure which driver

I need. And the version of publisher I am using is in office 2000. All the
programs listed on the support.microsoft site were 2002 or higher. Now what?

I'm sorry to be such a computer dummy!

Windows will always tell you have the best driver. You obviously don't. Did you go to
the web site suggested and look around for a newer driver?

--
Mary Sauer MSFT MVP
http://office.microsoft.com/
http://msauer.mvps.org/
news://msnews.microsoft.com
"smalltownsuccess" wrote in message
...
Thanks. I went there and followed the instructions to update the driver. It
ultimately told me that I have the best driver. I am pretty sure that the
problem is something in "office", and also my video card......and I will just
have to limp along until I can upgrade to a new computer. Hopefully in the
near future. I do appreciate all your help. I have learned a great deal,
and I don't feel like as much of a dummy as I was before.
Gratefully,
Dena S

"Mary Sauer" wrote:

Go here,
http://msauer.mvps.org/more_graphics.htm
This will show you how to find out your graphics card information.

--
Mary Sauer MSFT MVP
http://office.microsoft.com/
http://msauer.mvps.org/
news://msnews.microsoft.com
"smalltownsuccess" wrote in message
...
Okay, so I know that I am running a dinosaur, and unfortunately, I am not in
a position to get a new one at this point. So, if all the bickering and name
calling is over.......does anyone have a solution for me? I don't even know
what to look for as far as what my video driver is called. I would love to
have someone help me by phone if possible. But I don't want to open a can of
worms by posting my phone number or asking someone to post theirs. How do I
go about this? And I do thank you all for your helpfulness (most of you....)

"Mary Sauer" wrote:

Microsoft has supplied the link to the VooDoo drivers in the support document I
gave
to the poster. It is a commercial web site, but it sure does have a lot of
VooDoo
drivers.
http://support.microsoft.com/default...b;en-us;300912
--
Mary Sauer MSFT MVP
http://office.microsoft.com/
http://msauer.mvps.org/
news://msnews.microsoft.com
"JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]" wrote in message
...
I have a Voodoo3 card and I can tell you that the drivers are available but as
Sarah
pointed out Voodoo went bye-bye ages ago. (System is 5½ yrs old, runs XP Pro
w/
Office 2003 Pro just fine, thank you.)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



wrote in message
. net...
On Thu, 3 Nov 2005 00:22:03 +0000, smalltownsuccess wrote
(in article ):

It's me again....I went to the voodoo website, but I wasn't sure which
driver

I need. And the version of publisher I am using is in office 2000. All
the
programs listed on the support.microsoft site were 2002 or higher. Now
what?

I'm sorry to be such a computer dummy!

" Mind you this is rich coming from a troll.....
I've never seen you post on topic here at all."

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
ROFLMFAO
BTW....You can just killfile me if you want. lol

http://tinyurl.com/az88m

IFC

wrote in message
. net...
On Fri, 4 Nov 2005 00:19:03 +0000, DavidF wrote
(in article ):

sarah, go away...spread your bile somewhere else.

If you don't like me, killfile me. Mind you this is rich coming from a
troll
(which is what you are - I've never seen you post on topic here at all...)

You know what is NO ACCIDENT?
Your manner and tone which we all know most people despise. Tell me, have
you gotten lots of kudos for your return or has it been the opposite? What
does that tell you, that it's the world gone wrong and not you?
Get a clue moron.
http://tinyurl.com/az88m

IFC

wrote in message
. net...
On Thu, 3 Nov 2005 14:13:06 +0000, smalltownsuccess wrote
(in article ):

I don't know what to look for......I didn't see anything that might
indicate
it was the video card. I will be out the rest of the day, so I won't be
able

to even work on this today. But I do appreciate your help and patience.
You

have been helpful, inspite of what some people might think.
I hope to get back to this tomorrow.

If Mary's been helpful, it was purely accidental (or coincidental) I can
assure you...

I did go to the website, but it said that the information applied to newer
versions of office. I didn't know if it would work for office 2000. And I
also followed your outlined instructions to find out what the driver is that
I have. It is 3dfx Voodoo3. So what should I do next?

"Mary Sauer" wrote:

Windows will always tell you have the best driver. You obviously don't. Did you go to
the web site suggested and look around for a newer driver?

--
Mary Sauer MSFT MVP
http://office.microsoft.com/
http://msauer.mvps.org/
news://msnews.microsoft.com
"smalltownsuccess" wrote in message
...
Thanks. I went there and followed the instructions to update the driver. It
ultimately told me that I have the best driver. I am pretty sure that the
problem is something in "office", and also my video card......and I will just
have to limp along until I can upgrade to a new computer. Hopefully in the
near future. I do appreciate all your help. I have learned a great deal,
and I don't feel like as much of a dummy as I was before.
Gratefully,
Dena S

"Mary Sauer" wrote:

Go here,
http://msauer.mvps.org/more_graphics.htm
This will show you how to find out your graphics card information.

--
Mary Sauer MSFT MVP
http://office.microsoft.com/
http://msauer.mvps.org/
news://msnews.microsoft.com
"smalltownsuccess" wrote in message
...
Okay, so I know that I am running a dinosaur, and unfortunately, I am not in
a position to get a new one at this point. So, if all the bickering and name
calling is over.......does anyone have a solution for me? I don't even know
what to look for as far as what my video driver is called. I would love to
have someone help me by phone if possible. But I don't want to open a can of
worms by posting my phone number or asking someone to post theirs. How do I
go about this? And I do thank you all for your helpfulness (most of you....)

"Mary Sauer" wrote:

Microsoft has supplied the link to the VooDoo drivers in the support document I
gave
to the poster. It is a commercial web site, but it sure does have a lot of
VooDoo
drivers.
http://support.microsoft.com/default...b;en-us;300912
--
Mary Sauer MSFT MVP
http://office.microsoft.com/
http://msauer.mvps.org/
news://msnews.microsoft.com
"JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]" wrote in message
...
I have a Voodoo3 card and I can tell you that the drivers are available but as
Sarah
pointed out Voodoo went bye-bye ages ago. (System is 5½ yrs old, runs XP Pro
w/
Office 2003 Pro just fine, thank you.)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



wrote in message
. net...
On Thu, 3 Nov 2005 00:22:03 +0000, smalltownsuccess wrote
(in article ):

It's me again....I went to the voodoo website, but I wasn't sure which
driver

I need. And the version of publisher I am using is in office 2000. All
the
programs listed on the support.microsoft site were 2002 or higher. Now
what?

I'm sorry to be such a computer dummy!